UM, ok, so it's not the most flattering dress, but a lot of people are wearing so-called "aprons" now, usually as a shirt with a pair of jeans but you can still get away with it as a dress. Get with the program.

(("she was rocking the liposuction and flashing her abs"))

those are some high standards... why do some of you worship people like this?

I'd hit it...with a truck

Can you un-masturbate to someone?

How the hell does stuff like this become mainstream news anyway?

Don't let CNN or MSNBC get a hold of it...we'll all be doomed to eternal boredom.

"Well I hope we can get a camera up her toilet so we can watch her take a dump also"! The media!"

In this nation of people who like to have their noses

stuck up someones ass every minute, this isn't far fetched

at all!.