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Pamela Anderson goes naked for PETA... now Winona Ryder goes naked for "Skin Cancer". Why not! With her working on a new movie, isn't this the best publicity? (more)...

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Bobola
    Bobola
    Sept. 16, 2006, 11:35 a.m.

    Better bare ass than bare guns.

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)chicabanika
      chicabanika
      Sept. 16, 2006, 2:23 p.m.

      her timing is impeccable

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)agentX
        agentX
        Sept. 16, 2006, 7:14 p.m.

        I hope she's still as sexy as she was in 5th element.

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ZaNkY
          ZaNkY
          Sept. 16, 2006, 7:18 p.m.

          5th Element? That was Mila Jovovich.

          --ZaNkY

          • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)LOCKNLOAD
            LOCKNLOAD
            Sept. 16, 2006, 8:32 p.m.

            I'd luv to save her...A$$....LOL

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)andy_f90
              andy_f90
              Sept. 16, 2006, 8:39 p.m.

              Go Winona!

              • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)lady_ducky
                lady_ducky
                Sept. 16, 2006, 8:42 p.m.

                I hope she was wearing sunscreen!

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)abraham1861
                  abraham1861
                  Sept. 16, 2006, 10 p.m.

                  I'm sure the skin cancer society will net a whoping grand total of $5.00 (all in ones) having her ugly fake boob ass do an ad for them.....Winona...Mcdonalds is hiring...but you have to keep your clothes on...

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)moxxxxxxxxxx
                    moxxxxxxxxxx
                    Sept. 16, 2006, 10:36 p.m.

                    Who was the intended audience for this ad? Straight women get no thrill from looking at another naked woman. And do men really get sunburned on their niples and butt?

                    • Avg rating: (+12/-0 12)infantryman
                      infantryman
                      Sept. 17, 2006, 2:25 a.m.

                      I will give you money, time, anything you want just PLEASE don't ever take your clothes off again. Katherine Hepburn has perkier boobs.

                      So in closing, if your boobs are down by your belly button, you look like a dehydrated tomatoe, your efforts should be body toning!

                      • Avg rating: (+10/-0 10)marufio
                        marufio
                        Sept. 17, 2006, 4:09 a.m.

                        Katrina, semi-safe for work dont lie to us. This is totally safe for work so dont say its semi safe.

                        • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)Star_Poet
                          Star_Poet
                          Sept. 17, 2006, 7:29 a.m.

                          agentX,

                          LOL!!

                          Yeah, ZaNkY was right, that was Mila Jovovich. How could you possible confuse them?

                          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Star_Poet
                            Star_Poet
                            Sept. 17, 2006, 7:38 a.m.

                            Hey now, hey now!

                            I've always thought Winona Ryder was a total babe! I grew up watching her movies. Sure, she got bad publicity with that shop-lifting thing, yet I wasn't there, so I don't know the truth of it. All I know is that she's gorgeous.

                            Now, is she really "naked" in these promos? From the ones I saw, she was covering her fun parts.

                            Naked... okay, maybe naked. It takes courage to show your body. She should be commended. I'll bet most of us posters wouldn't dare show ourselves so openly. Maybe some of us would.

                            Nude? Was she nude nude, as in... seeing her completely? Her birthday suit without shame, just posing?

                            Ah heck, I'll buy a poster anyways. It's a good cause.

                            • Avg rating: (+5/-0 5)Maine-iacPreacher
                              Maine-iacPreacher
                              Sept. 17, 2006, 8:07 a.m.

                              In the Bible nakedness is often a symbol of a person without God.

                              Winona proves the Bible right again.

                              GOD BLESS.....and He will if we let Him.

                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)newandyke
                                newandyke
                                Sept. 17, 2006, 8:31 a.m.

                                Is there a way to un-vote for these things? I voted for a different story and the anchor changed it to this one for some reason. What "value" did this guy add to the story? At least the other commentary was funny.

                                • Avg rating: (+12/-0 12)AquaCarb
                                  AquaCarb
                                  Sept. 17, 2006, 9:06 a.m.

                                  Naked to save my butt? Really, Wynnona. TO make me happy, just get naked!

                                  • Avg rating: (+6/-0 6)Star_Poet
                                    Star_Poet
                                    Sept. 17, 2006, 9:14 a.m.

                                    Maine-iacPreacher,

                                    Yeah, that would explain the fig-leaf.

                                    Don't be a prude, we're trying to have fun here.

                                    • Avg rating: (+9/-0 9)jaxmanjoe
                                      jaxmanjoe
                                      Sept. 17, 2006, 9:18 a.m.

                                      Adam and Eve strode the earth buck naked! What the HELL does the bible have to do with this topic?????

                                      Go preach somewhere else. This is simply a discussion on whether her posing tastefully nude was motivate by real concern of skin cancer or to boost her movies numbers.

                                      Stick to the issues and spread the word of god to articles where it is appropriate.

                                      Thanks you.

                                      • Avg rating: (+11/-0 11)Cybnetic
                                        Cybnetic
                                        Sept. 17, 2006, 9:26 a.m.

                                        adam and eve never existed . sorry to tell you that. But hey nudity is great! we are nudists and love it every day. everyone should be naked!! well.. almost everyone

                                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Star_Poet
                                          Star_Poet
                                          Sept. 17, 2006, 10:06 a.m.

                                          jaxmanjoe,

                                          Yeah, sticky God-issues elsewhere! lol

                                          Cybnetic,

                                          Adam and Eve existed before the Big Bang (oh, they banged alright)... this puts Scientists minds at ease.

                                          Here here!!!

                                          Here's to a Naked Planet!

                                          Amen.

                                          Here's to more full-frontal nudity by Winona Ryder!!!

                                          Amen.

                                          • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)AquaCarb
                                            AquaCarb
                                            Sept. 17, 2006, 10:12 a.m.

                                            I don't know if is so much preaching as a lack of knowledge. If nakedness is a lack of God, then I am unholy when I shower every morning.

                                            • Avg rating: (+5/-1 4)jaxmanjoe
                                              jaxmanjoe
                                              Sept. 17, 2006, 10:37 a.m.

                                              I, unfortunately, am one of those guys who shouldn't be nude. But all you ladies, please feel free!

                                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)moxxxxxxxxxx
                                                moxxxxxxxxxx
                                                Sept. 17, 2006, 11:05 a.m.

                                                cyben

                                                "adam and eve never existed . sorry to tell you that. But hey nudity is great! we are nudists and love it every day. everyone should be naked!! well.. almost everyone "

                                                Well then, just how do you protect your man nipples and butt from sunburn? Is this a topic discussed when you are all sitting around in your Kum ba ya Circles?

                                                • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)Star_Poet
                                                  Star_Poet
                                                  Sept. 17, 2006, 12:07 p.m.

                                                  "Winona Ryder Goes Naked to Save Her Ass!"

                                                  What heterosexual male in his right mind would not want to save her ass?

                                                  Buy her poster, hang it on your wall, and keep dreaming that you are with her rather than whoever she's calling a slug of a boyfriend today.

                                                  Oi oi oi!!

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